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Tuesday, December 20, 2005
there was a huge ship which sank in the ocean, three men survived and got swept by the waves into an unknown island..after quite a while, a group of cannibals showed up and held the three men prisoners. the cannibal king told every one of these men that he would spare them their lives, if each of them came back bringing ten round fruits.. whoever failed to bring back ten round fruits, will get his head chopped off..so the men were released and each of them scrambled as fast as they can, trying to find ten round fruits for themselves to bring back to the king. after an hour, the first survivor came back bringing ten apples with him.. now the king smiled and said "bend down. we will force these fruits into your butthole, and if you manage to keep a straight, expressionless face through the whole ordeal and process, until all these ten fruits are in, we will let you go. but if you make the slightest teeny bit of expression, we will automatically cut of your head." the 1st survivor got very scared, but he had no choice but to do what the king asked him to, so he bent down. a canibal guard immediately started pushing in the fruits into his buttocks, and the 1st survivor did his very best not to show a single sign of pain on his face.. on the sixth fruit, the 1st survivor let out a scream and his head automatically got chopped off.. now the 2nd survivor arrived, carrying ten tiny cherries in his palm. the king re-stated to him, what he told the first survivor, and so the 2nd survivor bent and the canibal guard started to stick the cherries in.. when the canibal guard got to the 9th cherry, the survivor burst out laughing. and so his head was immediately chopped off.. now, the first survivor and 2nd survivor met in heaven, and immediately the 1st survivor asked the second survivor why he laughed, when he was so close to getting away with it since it was already his 9th fruit.. the 2nd survivor answered, "i wasn't gonna laugh, but when the canibal guard got to the 9th cherry, i saw the 3rd survivor hastily coming, dragging ten watermelons along with him
jallyfish
12/20/2005 01:27:00 AM
